BOYS CAN'T BE TRUSTED
Girl and boy, both age two
What’s the difference between the two?
Is the thing already set
Or is it to be learned yet?
Girl and boy pullin’ doggy’s tail
Poor little puppy starts to wail
Girl says stop, he don’t like it
Boy keeps pullin’ ’til he gets bit
Boys can’t be trusted
Man and boy, age 22
What’s the difference between the two?
One don’t lie because he loves
One don’t care but says he does
Scientists have the cure
To stop babies before they grow
One for girls, one for boys
Guess who gets to make the choice?
Boys can’t be trusted
Words and music ©1993 Mike Starling
Published by Bean Hoy Music (BMI)
All rights reserved
What’s the difference between the two?
Is the thing already set
Or is it to be learned yet?
Girl and boy pullin’ doggy’s tail
Poor little puppy starts to wail
Girl says stop, he don’t like it
Boy keeps pullin’ ’til he gets bit
Boys can’t be trusted
Man and boy, age 22
What’s the difference between the two?
One don’t lie because he loves
One don’t care but says he does
Scientists have the cure
To stop babies before they grow
One for girls, one for boys
Guess who gets to make the choice?
Boys can’t be trusted
Words and music ©1993 Mike Starling
Published by Bean Hoy Music (BMI)
All rights reserved
STREAM/DOWNLOAD the newly remastered 25th anniversary recording at beanhoy.bandcamp.com
RECORDING CREDITS:
Mike Starling: Vocals, acoustic guitars, cedar flute
David Purcell: Drum kit, percussion
Hans Mayer: Bass, Danelectro scratch guitar, backing vocals, recording engineer
Jeff Halko: Backing vocals
Jason Knox: Recording engineer
Mike Starling: Vocals, acoustic guitars, cedar flute
David Purcell: Drum kit, percussion
Hans Mayer: Bass, Danelectro scratch guitar, backing vocals, recording engineer
Jeff Halko: Backing vocals
Jason Knox: Recording engineer
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Song lyrics ©Mike Starling. Published by Bean Hoy Music (BMI). Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.
Song lyrics ©Mike Starling. Published by Bean Hoy Music (BMI). Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.